"Well Ellen, I do like a drink..."

Since the last two shows I've done have made specific reference to whiskey-and-sodas, I decided to order one at a really fancy restaurant, and was embarrassed at not knowing what kind of whiskey to ask for. I never really drank whiskey before, but I do really like whiskey and soda now. I wish I had a couple of favorite go-to brands, a good cheap kind, a good expensive kind, you know?

What's your favorite whiskey? Wanna get me a bottle of it for Christmas? Sure ya do.