Do these pants make my glass look big?

You know how sometimes you go to a restaurant and they give you a wine glass and you go "Whoa, that is a huge wine glass!"? Well, I love those big bubble glasses! Dave actually got me one from Ikea (just one glass), and it broke, 'cause it was from Ikea. D'oh! I'd love to have 2 or maybe even 4, so I'm not the only one with a huge glass! :)